Special Agent Rachel Svenson

That rage-inducing moment when you’re almost done with your history paper.

Then you get an e-mail at 7:30 PM from your professor telling you “Oh yeah, by the way, I’m requiring a database article for your papers” …

… and your internet decides it wants to be a bitch and stop working every five minutes.

Parker’s indisposed right now.

Aren’t they always?

Tempting, but no, thanks.

Go annoy Parker.  I’m sure he’d actually enjoy it.

Heh, that sounds like you.

Bite me.

Didn’t want to cut your hair, huh?

Try disobeying direct orders and running away to leave my partner to fend for himself.  Not my best moment.

The hair came after.

I guess it was Kennedy’s talking about being a rookie cop and now I’m feeling like reminiscing… even though they kicked my ass out for good reason.

Hmph. I just figured you’d hire someone else to do it for you.

Doing it myself saves money.

You set your standards much too high.

My standards aren’t that high.  Have you ever had to remove wallpaper? It’s a pain.

{{ That happened to me last semester. ALL OF MY RUSSIAN RAGE. }}

OOC: I suppose it’s for the best.  I don’t think a lot of people are going to be going to class today anyway.